May 2013
twigwise:
elksy:
elksy:
elksy:
i think there’s like a fucking owl right outside my window
i opened my window and wow thats a lot of owls
THESE ARE NOT NORMAL OWL SOUNDS
I THINK OWLS ARE HAVING SEX OUTSIDE MY WINDOW
You’ve ignored your Hogwarts letter for far too long. They’re resorting to drastic measures.
huge8itchvriska:
do you ever see great fanart of your OTP and just
das-nawt-bene:
“actually, the correct term ii2, ‘how biig and long are THEY?’”
reaperkun:
reaperkun:
...
underestimatedoswinfangirl:
realtired-ofyourshitmasterwayne:
johnnydepps:
iamjonwanker:
yes mom he’s 49 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 47 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 30 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 34 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 36 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 37 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 41 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 31 but he’s...
tears-pain-and-gay:
coolman229:
Oh my gosh
I just realized
David TENnant
He played the TENth Doctor.
Matt SmELEVENith
He plays the ELEVENth Doctor.
It took me a very long time to realise Matt Smith doesn’t have the word eleven in it
whovenger-hiddlebatch-lock:
swedeeners:
rhinozilla:
Jensen Ackles is known as ‘the short one’ relative to Jared Padalecki.
Jensen Ackles is taller than Benedict Cumberbatch.
I just…I feel confused and lied to.
my mind immediately attempts to picture Martin Freeman next to Jared Padalecki
here i drew it for you
sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:
davedirk:
davedirk:
lauraforgood:
m33wlin:
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a...
dysenterygay:
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
pizza:
katherlne:
can tumblr user pizza stop commenting on every post involving pizza tho
yeah wtf how annoying is it
thehealthywarrior:
theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
at least they brought pizza
ispeakineloquently:
fudgeflies:
i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts
probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
hitlervevo:
when the smart kid gets a bad grade
when couples at school break up
fights over facebook comments
girls crying over their school pictures
can we all just talk about how sadistic we are
brandisbigbootybitches:
im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play
fartgallery:
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
mybigfatredwedding:
How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
buttharrybutt:
buttharrybutt:
i lost my mood ring
i dont know how i feel about this
egberts:
silencewillfall:
i just want to invite egberts over to my house for some pizza i mean how fun would that be
(whispering) dont say pizza she might hear you
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dnlhern:
i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
egberts:
DUUUUUUUUUUDE
WHEN I WAS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL THERE WAS THIS DUMB JOKE
“BEND OVER AND SPELL RUN”
AND IM 100% SURE NONE OF THOSE LITTLE EIGHT YEAR OLD SHITS KNEW WHAT I MEANT
BUT I JUST REALIZED WHAT IT MEANt
momunofu:
I’m so tired of people on this website calling everything “shaming” whenever anyone disapproves of anything they do
like stop being so dependent on other people’s approval that you feel bad whenever anyone thinks something you do/like is stupid
ursorum:
im trying not to judge books by their covers
but
cant-you-see-imbroken:
vvorldwideweb:
keep-calm-and-geek-on:
vvorldwideweb:
scaraptor:
vvorldwideweb:
what if paper screamed every word you wrote back at you
What if it does but we can’t hear it?
do u kno what screaming is
Silence is the loudest scream
deep
what now.
hawkeyedriza:
absolutelydestinysmood:
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
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hippofoliage:
hippofoliage:
hippofoliage:
hippofoliage:
hippofoliage:
hippofoliage:
what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin
i’m still on
i still haven’t been banned
I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS
and i only got banned for 24 hours
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